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Refuse to date anyone under two feet. A girl has got to have standards.
Physical perfection is overrated.
It's not what one is made with (plush) — it's what one is made of (grit and mettle).
Tweeting is not living.
Copper is the new gold.
don't forget to have some fun!!
trust your intuition
allow yourself to rest before working
Fame takes determination even if you have no talent.
The word sale does not mean shop.
Retail therapy is an excellent way of handling rejection.
Every encounter is immediately met with a double-kiss.
I never read the tabloids.
Wearing panties is overrated.
I really, really like me.
Always eat dessert.
upgrade any way you can!
Turn your minuses into pluses.
try giving up good ideas for a while!
boots are the new hats!!
Be yourself. I am.
I am smarter than I look.
Everyone is a star.
Being stuffed is as traumatic as being born.
A year from now it won't matter!
I have a unique type of beauty.
Deal with it Later
It's not my possessions — it's my personality.
Turn your minuses into pluses; I have the best tail in the business.
consider everything an opportunity
be more Generous!
fake is the new REAL!
Think like a star, act like a star, dress like a star, and someday soon you, too, can be just like Star.
It doesn't take a Genius to Fake it!!
Get Stuffed!!
Making a sex tape is not always the correct answer.
Posing is such hard work.
What would you be doing if the paparazzi did not exist?
Believe in yourself even though some are blind to your potential.
Gold is the new green, red is the new pink, and grey is the new black.
five years from now you won't even remember
make a list of why not
The hair is almost as important as the dress.

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I promised some friends I would post a party pic for them.

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