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Daily Von Mantra

  • Turn your minuses into pluses.
  • don't forget to have some fun!!
  • Tweeting is not living.
  • Deal with it Later
  • I am smarter than I look.

  • It's not what one is made with (plush) — it's what one is made of (grit and mettle).

  • trust your intuition
  • The hair is almost as important as the dress.
  • make a list of why not
  • Posing is such hard work.

  • I really, really like me.

  • Believe in yourself even though some are blind to your potential.

  • The word sale does not mean shop.
  • boots are the new hats!!

  • Think like a star, act like a star, dress like a star, and someday soon you, too, can be just like Star.

  • Making a sex tape is not always the correct answer.
  • five years from now you won't even remember
  • consider everything an opportunity
  • Everyone is a star.

  • Every encounter is immediately met with a double-kiss.

  • Be yourself. I am.

  • Refuse to date anyone under two feet. A girl has got to have standards.

  • Wearing panties is overrated.

  • Physical perfection is overrated.

  • Turn your minuses into pluses; I have the best tail in the business.

  • It's not my possessions — it's my personality.

  • Copper is the new gold.
  • be more Generous!
  • What would you be doing if the paparazzi did not exist?
  • I never read the tabloids.
  • fake is the new REAL!
  • try giving up good ideas for a while!
  • Get Stuffed!!
  • I have a unique type of beauty.


  • allow yourself to rest before working
  • upgrade any way you can!
  • It doesn't take a Genius to Fake it!!
  • Being stuffed is as traumatic as being born.
  • Always eat dessert.
  • A year from now it won't matter!
  • Gold is the new green, red is the new pink, and grey is the new black.
  • Retail therapy is an excellent way of handling rejection.
  • Fame takes determination even if you have no talent.

Blog

White Food Diet

Sunday, September 6 2009, 1:55PM

I have been trying to take off a few ounce's before fashion week!! Sadly I have only lost three grams!!

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You are what you eat

Thursday, May 28 2009, 2:23PM
Star at Magnolia
Star at Magnolia

Dear fans, nDear fans, nPlease send any recipes you may want me to consider for inclusion in my new cookbook titled “Monochromatic Food for the Modern World” –svb

Star's White Food Diet

Breakfast

I usually head straight to Starbucks for a grande vanilla creme whip (340 calories). STAR DIET TIP 1: Having a drink without coffee saves 5 calories.

Midmorning Snack

STAR DIET TIP 2: The midmorning snack can be avoided by sleeping late and going directly to lunch.

Lunch

I stop in any McDonald's and grab a vanilla cone (150 calories). STAR DIET TIP 3: Ordering the McDonald's vanilla cone instead of the vanilla triple shake (440 calories) will save you enough calories for a midnight snack... or another vanilla cone.

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Overheard

Tuesday, May 26 2009, 3:13AM

"Which celeb keeps her size-8 shape on a diet of cocaine and, er, cauliflower? Friends are worried about her weird eating habits: she only eats white food"

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Diet Misconception: Most Unhealthy Food is white?

Monday, May 25 2009, 5:57PM

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com  

 

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